Слова песни A Bromance in Bohemia — Clue’s Don’t Lie (Shakira Parody)

(Sherlock) I never really knew puzzles could be like this
All these crimes to solve its absolute bliss
No thing as heroes, John
And if there were
I’m not one
This is too much fun

One pink iPhone and some mysterious calls
The chases thrill me and the game is on
If I’m wise the solution’s mine
And then the man and then I’ve won the prize

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Oh I’m on fire tonight
The clues don’t lie
And I’m starting to finalize
My ideas behind
The mastermind
I’m getting closer with every life on the line

(John) Sherlock, you can’t really leave us hanging
There are innocents at stake
But see? A little information on the planets
Would make a more solvable case

Though when you walk up to the crime scene
Nobody can ignore you, with your swishy coat and ice cold stare
Sherlock this man is really twisted, hooking up children and old women
And creating all these bombing scares

(Sherlock) One pink iPhone and some mysterious calls
The chases thrill me and the game is on
If I’m wise the solution’s mine
And then the man and then I’ve won the prize

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Oh I’m on fire tonight
The clues don’t lie
And I’m starting to finalize
My ideas behind
The mastermind
I’m getting closer with every life on the line

Cause I’m on fire tonight
The clues don’t lie
And Moriarty is my guy
Bruce-Partington Plans
At midnight
At the pool where Carl Powers died

The results back from the Morgue, congrats Ian Monkford on relocation to Colombia

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